Fall Pass
Unlimited golf for the rest of 2012
$200 (walking rate)
$250 (includes cart)
$300 (includes cart and range)
If you can"t see the value of this pass....
A)
you arrive conveniently late and make your buddy pay
2)
you don"t play nearly enough golf
C)
you are unstable
If you chose any (or all) of the above, we have
"Deals of Last Resort"
Click here to go to the Tightwad section of our website
There you will find a couple of other offerings that may suit your "tightness"
FINE PRINT:
Don"t wait to start playing.
Superintendant "Treehugger" Fleming won"t let us play the course if it is snow covered.
Some restrictions apply, but , we are reluctant to list them here. They are easier to make up as we go.
This pass will either get you to love golf, or,
it will encourage you to pursue your bowling career
The "Click Here" goes nowhere.
(That notice should have been before you frantically "clicked" the crap out of it)
If you were offended by any of our emails, we would like to apologize.
We are sorry....that you are so thin-skinned.
Not much of an apology, was it?
Not much else....see ya on the links!
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